From the WSJ Opinion Archives

by JAMES TARANTO
Tuesday, January 21, 2003 4:03 P.M. EST

Pro-America Protests Go Nationwide
If you heard the news of this past weekend's pro-Saddam protests in Washington, San Francisco and elsewhere, you probably wondered: Is there anything I can do to show my support for America and for the liberation of Iraq? Pro-American Americans, after all, vastly outnumber anti-American Americans, but we don't have communist front groups to set up events for us.

Filling that breach is reader Don Crawford, a talk-radio host at KLBJ in Austin, Texas, who writes to describe a very successful protest he staged this weekend:

Saturday and Sunday night, 8 to 10 p.m., during our show, we called for all the normal Americans who support the war against Saddam to turn on their headlights! The response was overwhelming. Numerous callers reported that every car on Austin's highways and byways had its headlights on. We received only one report of one car in all of Austin's roads that had its lights off.

Next Saturday and Sunday nights, we are staging the same pro-war protest to show where Americans really stand. Could you invite all of America to join us in this very visible protest no matter the community in which they live?

Then we are going to call on all those who love America and stand behind our troops in their soon-to-be war against Saddam to participate in a motorcade Monday morning, 6 to 9, driving into Austin and filling up its roads and parking lots. We don't mean to sound arrogant, but we are confident that working Americans who cannot normally attend protests will overwhelmingly respond and turn Austin into one big traffic jam. Again, could you invite all your readers who live in metroplexes all over the country to join us in the Beat Iraq Motorcade for next Monday morning?

This is a great idea. Lately we've been hearing about how the drivers of certain types of vehicles support terrorism. We doubt that's true, but in any case, here's your chance to use your car to take a stand against terror and despotism. Let's drive Saddam out of power.

Make Love, Not War?
Did Scott Ritter try to inspect something even more forbidden than Iraqi weapons of mass destruction? WNYT-TV in Albany, N.Y., reports that police in nearby Colonie arrested the weapons inspector turned Saddam apologist, whose full name is William Scott Ritter, in June 2001, "apparently . . . as part of [an] Internet sex sting":

NewsChannel 13 reported in June 2001 about an arrest of a 39-year-old William Ritter of Delmar on charges he tried to lure a 16-year-old girl he met on the Internet to a Burger King in Menands. According to police, the intent of that meeting was so that she could watch him perform sexual acts on himself.

The underage girl turned out to be an undercover police officer posing online as a minor as part of a sting operation.

Ritter was charged with attempted endangerment of a child. The case was adjourned in contemplation of dismissal and was subsequently sealed.

The Albany Times Union reports that two months earlier Ritter "tried to meet someone he thought was a 14-year-old girl," but instead was met by cops, who arrested and released him.

Hold the Phone
How did Osama bin Laden escape capture during the battle of Tora Bora? The Washington Post reports that a bin Laden bodyguard, Abdallah Tabarak, has told interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, that Tabarak "took possession of the al Qaeda leader's satellite phone on the assumption that U.S. intelligence agencies were monitoring it to get a fix on their position." Tabarak was indeed captured, but bin Laden wasn't. Then again, Tabarak is still alive. We're not so sure about bin Laden.

Is it possible bin Laden has taken refuge in Scandinavia? The Associated Press reports one Osama bin Laden is listed in the Norwegian phone book. "His address is listed as Lantkvekistan (Far away-stan) in Norway's northernmost county, Finnmark."

Britain Seizes Arms From 'Holy' Warriors
As part of the continuing ricin investigation, Scotland Yard has raided the Finsbury Park mosque in North London, a center for radical Islamism. The Times of London reports that the police arrested seven men and seized "a small arsenal of weapons, including a stun gun and a CS gas canister." Perhaps more significantly, "detectives also recovered hundreds of documents including forged passports, believed to be French, faked French identity cards and counterfeit credit cards." All for religious purposes, no doubt.

Writing in the London Guardian, Faisal Bodi of ummahnews.com claims that Britain is suffering from "Islamophobia" and that its government is engaging in a "dirty war against Britain's Muslims." He goes on:

With poll after poll showing the Muslim community in open disagreement with government claims that the war on terror is not a war on Islam, it is a sure bet that the swoop on a place of worship will be viewed as an escalation of hostilities. And not without justification.

The real question, though, is not if Britain (and America) is waging a "war on terror" or a "war on Islam." Plainly the West is going out of its way not to wage a "war on Islam." Yet while Bodi says not a word about the genuine danger of terrorism, his criticism of the way Britain is treating Muslims is so over-the-top that he even compares it to the Holocaust. It is reasonable to ask: Which side is he on?

You Don't Say--I
"Iraqi VP Is Convinced U.S. Will Attack"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 21

You Don't Say--II
"U.S. Skeptical of Iraqi Promise on Inspections"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 20

You Don't Say--III
"Election Fever Still Absent Among Arabs"--headline, Jerusalem Post, Jan. 21

What Would Hans Blix Drive?
As we've noted before, someone with the unlikely name of Arianna Huffington has been waging a campaign against sport-utility vehicles and other "gas guzzlers," claiming that people who drive such cars "help terrorists buy guns."

Hey, Arianna, check out this Associated Press photo. It shows three vehicles, including two SUVs clearly marked "UN." They're being used by the United Nations weapons inspectors in Iraq. Is Hans Blix helping terrorists buy guns?

So What Should It Be Used For?
"Annan: Terrorism Must Not Be Used to Abuse Rights"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 20

Oh Well, It Was Only a Dream
"Yes, we want to be judged by the content of our character and not the color of our skin. But what makes up character? If we don't take race as part of our character, then we are kidding ourselves."--Hillary Clinton at a Martin Luther King Day ceremony, quoted in today's New York Sun

The Soft Bigotry of the Teachers Union
The New Jersey Education Association's Web site features a brochure for download called "Getting Involved in Your Child's School." It comes in three versions; the first is simply described as "a parent's resource" (links in PDF format). The second is written in Spanish, but the third is curious. It's called the "African-American version."

Why is an African-American version necessary? Who knows, but there are differences between the text of two versions. For example, here's how the "parent's resource" answers the question: "Why do teachers need my help?":

Today, there is an increasing emphasis on individualized instruction--fitting the curriculum to the child. Teachers want to employ new methods and materials to give each child personal guidance.

When you assist teachers with growing paperwork, make instructional materials, or conduct a science experiment, you give them more time for planning activities, for trying new teaching strategies, and for working directly with children. As a parent volunteer, you allow them to be more effective teachers--and the school obtains your skills and services that might be unavailable due to financial limitations.

Here's how the "African-American version" answers the same question:

Today, teachers want to use new methods and materials to give each child personal guidance.

When you assist teachers, you give them more time to work with children. You allow them to be more effective teachers.

We actually like the African-American version better; it takes just 36 words to say the same thing the parent's resource says in 91. But another way of looking at it is that the New Jersey teachers union seems to think their material has to be dumbed down for the benefit of black parents.

The Soft Bigotry of Howie Kurtz
"If colleges don't consider race at all, some of them would end up looking like the Republican side of the House. (Number of blacks: zero.)" Does Kurtz really think no blacks can meet the standards of certain colleges?

What's Black and White and Racist All Over?
Boston Globe columnist Brian McGrory recounts this anecdote:

The editor of a sizable newspaper told me recently that he decided the racial makeup of four new hires--two minorities, a white woman, and a white male--before reviewing a single applicant. In other words, if Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein applied, only one of them would get a slot.

Ha ha, that's a funny little gibe--but aren't such hiring practices illegal?

You Don't Say--IV
"Some See Widespread Liberal Bias at Colleges"--headline, San Diego Union-Tribune, Jan. 21

Not Too Brite--XLVIII
"A German woman from southwestern Germany lived with her dead aunt tucked up in bed for 18 months," Reuters reports from Berlin. "Police entered the house in a suburb of the city of Stuttgart Wednesday to discover a skeleton in the bed of the house occupied by a 54-year-old woman, officials said Friday." Oddly Enough!

Science Marches On
In an item yesterday, we expressed mystification at the Boston Globe's claim that "global warming" increases the risk of skin cancer. It turns out there is a hypothesis according to which it would. The Web site of a company called Environmental Support Solutions explains how it's supposed to work:

Ozone depletion gets worse when the stratosphere (where the ozone layer is), becomes colder. Because global warming traps heat in the troposphere, less heat reaches the stratosphere which will make it colder. Greenhouse gases act like a blanket for the troposphere and make the stratosphere colder.

Ozone, the theory has it, acts as a filter for the sun's ultraviolet rays, which cause skin cancer; thus, if all this is true, "global warming" would increase the risk.

Of course, there's a lot that science doesn't know. We were reminded of this by the headline of an Associated Press dispatch: "Scientists Study Why the Elderly Fall." One of these days they'll discover gravity.

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